So, y'know when you forget your password from some telephone related thing, you have to give them a "phrase" or "secret question" or whatever, and the related answer?
Or, they'll provide the question, like "what was your first pet's name?" and you can answer "a ford mustang".
Well, this prank would ideally be for the ones where the question itself is something you provide, and ultra ideally where there is a large character limit. But, if you just provide the answer, you could still have some fun with it.
Either copy and paste, or, write your own erotica into the secret question section. Then, call them up and let them know you've forgotten your password.
They'll have to read you the secret question.
Bonus points: Put in brackets at the beginning (use sexy voice)
hhehehe.
"Hello, this is Ahmed how can I be helping you today?"
"Yes, hello. (breathing deeply) I seem to have... been a little naughty."
"Okay"
"You see, I've gone and... forgotten my password..." (sound of a spank in the background)
"O...kay, I can help you with that. Did you provide us with a secret question and answer?"
"Yes Sir, please say it to me..."
"...Okay."
"Please... please hurry..."
"Alright. Here is your... ques.... tion..."
"Oh God yes, use your accent..."
"My... oh... kay. Its... um... there is some brackets... use your... sexy voice... then..."
(deep breathing)
"er... John removed his... throbbing mem...ber... and..."
Boy would that be some funny.
And, you could have an answer that was either "related" and equally as awesome... or, you could have an answer completely unrelated like "fresh scabs" and then he'd REALLY have a story to tell. All day, he'd be wondering "what... what is the relation?"
So yeah. That's the idea I woke up with this morning.
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