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The Problem With Galactus

I have a problem with Galactus.  The planet-eater, who doesn't want to eat planets, but has to.

Introducing 3 Characters and some vague understanding of the power cosmic, and I think you might, too.

Galactus:  Able to do preeetty much anything, including, but not limited to, converting matter into energy for consumption.

Wolverine:  Able to heal from preeetty much anything, including, but not limited to, being reduced down to nearly nothing but arteries, veins, bones and a few scraps of flesh (depending on what comic you read - sometimes he's a bit more mortal, but, you get my point about the regeneration thing)

Ego, the living planet.  It is uncertain where he gets his lifeforce from, but, presumably it would be from something ambient in space.  Solar... kinetic/friction maybe... something like that.

Okay.  So:

First question is: Why doesn't Galactus simply harness solar energy to feed his voracious apatite?

Okay, we're going to let that one slide, and say that he can't.  (for some reason)

Okay, but, he CAN re-arrange molecules of creatures to give/take abilities, or restructure genetic material altogether.

(And even if he couldn't, I'm sure he could convince somebody to help him out in exchange for NOT EATING THEIR PLANET)

So, what you could have, is Ego, the regenerative planet.  You splice Ego and Wolverine together, and heck, you could even breed them so you had more than one.  (perhaps in different flavors?)

So, Mr. Older Than the Big Bang...  spend a little less time on your magenta fashion ideas and a little more on the solution to your "ever growing hunger" mkay?

Mkay.

(I couldn't find a link to Omnipotus so, you're stuck with The Big Nothing instead)

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