What is the strangest video game character?

Strangest EVER? Man. That is a tough question. I think I'm going to leave behind the plumber who steps on poo with feet and turtles that bite him, and any of his acolites, and instead, look to more modern targets.

For example, this uncomfortably oiled fellow, from street fighter.

Yeah. That's what I said.

"What the," and then silence, then "what is h... oh wow." Yeah. I said the exact same thing.

I don't know exactly where they came up with Mr. Lube -- which I can only imagine is the evil version of Mr. Clean, or, at the very least, the Mr. Clean from a parallel universe -- but what the heck guys?

"Okay, so, people seemed to enjoy the bear wrestler in the speedo..."

Right right...

"And they really got a kick out of the hairy guy who bites people..."

Yeah, with ya...

"So get this:  We'll oil the heck out of a guy, and make his super moves to cover himself in lube, spin on them, and squirt them around like someone trying to hold on to a fish!"

Uhh...  what about another Guile Rip off... or another Ryu rip off?

"No, no!  This is cutting edge, man!  He'll be slippery!"

Hmm....

(board directors all look around nervously at each other)

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