Did you know that without the use of lasers (and cutting the stones into smaller pieces) we would be unable to fabricate the pyramids with our current technological level?
...So that means that people in Egypt, thousands of years ago... did what, exactly?
So here's my theory.
1) Cithulu, didn't always have the Zoidberg-look going for him. (In fact, its up for debate as to whom copied whom.)
2) Egyptian cats had telekinesis. (it really makes perfect sense, if you think about it)
So, Cithulu decided, back in the day, to get those as-of-yet-underpowered cats to gather him souls and, in exchange, he would give them telekinesis.
...and they made really big triangles.
(duh)
So, to answer your question, the pyramids were made so that the cats would have large pyramids.
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