Ice cream tastes better when you eat it with a spoon

Seriously, try it.  Grab yourself some ice cream and eat it with a fork, then, grab a spoon, and scoop yourself a mouthful.

It tastes different.  Different texture.  I swear, one is simply... barbaric.  Like stabbing a baby.

Yes.  Eating ice cream with a fork is like stabbing a baby.

So just don't do it.