Chapter 27...Discount Cable And Self Induced Intestinal Impersonation

Meanwhile...Goju sat, up in his impenetrable fortress, in an extremely uncomfortable position.  

His hairy buttocks tickling his nose.  "If only there was an easier way to predict the future"  Goju thought, trying not to think about how badly he had to go to the bathroom.  

"Yes...yes there it is...it will...it will...rain." Goju said, rather disappointed.  "Ah well, they can't all be Earth shattering." Goju sighed, trying to remember how to stand.  

"Wait a second!" Goju spurted, falling over, mashing his face into the shag carpet, "Earth shattering!  Good lord!  I've got to warn them!" Goju ranted, desperately trying to untangle his useless limbs. 

"Must...get...to...Scotland...too...cheap...to...call...long...distance...... too...polite...to...call...collect... can't...stand...legs...and...arms...tied...together... will crawl...using...tongue.......floor...tastes...bad...must... use...face..."  Poor Goju, for all his mastermind-ness, had hopelessly tied himself into a knot.  And now he was forced to make the long journey by propelling himself via his face.  "Lets...hope...they...have...band-aids...waiting..."  

Goju made it to the door before realizing he'd never make it in time.  "God help them, I'm too late!"  With that, Goju's face, fell to the floor; strange waves going through the air...  Almost as though a flashback were about to happen.
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