Do you wear hoes in your house?

Are we talking their skin, or some strange foot fetish in which I insert my feet into...

Okay, definately a very strange question.  Are they hugging onto my feet like frightened kowala bears?

Was this question asked by a calculator?  Should I be reading 5304 instead of SHOES?

And, if so, should I be decrypting that number into longitude, latitude, or an address or do I add them all up to 12?

And then, do I add that up to 3?

Do I wear 3 in my house?  That makes no sense!

You sir, are psychotic, and I refuse to answer your silence of the lambs-esque question.

Good day sir!

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