Does size matter?

Does size matter?

Abso-freakin' lootly it does.

For starters, imagine trying to shoot a rat, and now, imagine trying to shoot a barn.  One is a LOT freakin' easier to hit.

Now, let's talk about weight.  Imagine trying to lift a quarter.  Now, imagine trying to lift a truck.  Which was easier?

Seriously, this question is just stupid.

Now, I'm going to assume that we're talking about sex, baby, although not, as likely, between you and me, but, still, let's talk about all the good things, and the bad things that will be, yes?

Let's say that you had a lock to pick, and you needed to reach every nook and cranny within said lock.  Would you want a tiny pick, or a long one?

Let's say you had something small, hidden behind or underneith your couch, and there was a bunch of other random stuff in the way.  Would you want long arms, or short arms to reach it?

Let's say you had... what?  Enough analogies?

Alright then.  Let's go with this:
It might not matter.  I mean, hey, you could pick the lock, and you could find the hidden object with shorter things.  You just might have to lift the couch up on an angle, that's all.

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