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Why do we have Easter eggs?

Why do we have Easter eggs?.

Quick answer? Self control, or poor observation skills. You either didn't eat them on purpose, or haven't found them until they were stale.

But, if we are to look at the purpose behind Easter eggs, this is when we will delve deep into the collective psyche of society.

There is a theory. It has to do with Monkeys.

There was this island, where there was a bunch of Monkeys. And they all showed each other this unique way of cleaning and preparing their food. No other monkeys did this. After a while, about 100 monkeys learned this technique.

At this point, entire tribes, very far away and having no contact (that we know of) with the other monkeys, simultaneously and collectively acquired this skill.

What's this all mean? That we're connected somehow. That instinct is not simply instinct. That ideas are not simply random, but are objects. Things that float around us wanting to be acted upon.

So the next time you have an idea, act upon it or you'll hurt that thought form's feelings. (Just don't burn random things or people.)

Now, in an infinite universe, there is a second theory, which states that with infinity being within the equation, all things are possible.

I'm not sure if that directly translates to people made of Popsicles, but, I think that this particular theory has a few holes.

But, if you combine the monkeys with the Popsicles, you pretty much get the idea that Zombies want you to eat chocolate in the shapes of aborted chicken fetuses.


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